Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Just chatted with Lola. Can't believe that little tart's forgoing our V-day meeting for a function with who? Guess. With her boss! That little bastard gives her assignments for christmas whilst I gave her a present (from a one-dollar shop, though I don't think she noticed) and she's abandoning me for him?
Fine, so I'm being unreasonable. Forgive my languaage, though. I was talking to an Australian. Everyone knows they 'mate' everyone (why does that sound so bad) and 'tart' everyone.
Going to take a nice, long bath.
Lola's nice. Her's boyfriend's nice. And hot. And totally cute. And so is my neighbor. Don't you dare forget that, Nick. I still want my present. *Pouts.*
