Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
I'm uber pissed today. My sad excuse of a Homo sapien idiotis sister stole my red permanent marker (the one I used to do my duffel bag, and thus my favorite) and not only drew all over my things, but also conveniently forgot to return it.
Puh-lease. It's the third time this week. Are you actually so pathetic and insecure that you can only get back at me through stealing my things? Loser.
THEN I had to go to some idiot's house for lunch. (The abalone was delicious, though) and sat through a whole 4 hours of who-married-who-and-who-should-marry-who gossip.
My father took part in it too.
Then, in lieu of chinese new year, I was force fed rice dumplings. Yuck.
Then my mother took me to buy shorts. The shorts at the store suck. I fell in love with a pair of jeans that actually fit me (we all know that lichen has fat legs, and to actually fit the legs would have the jeans falling off my waist, so you know my pains) and my mother was, "We're here to buy shorts. If you aren't getting shorts, we'll get going."
Lola is still at work, Sharmini is going swimming, and I'm going to call sanki now.
