Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Whee! Tribune day was so fun! Firstly, we went to KF to eat, and Brenda (brendy now, hehe) refused to eat chicken cause she drank Milo before. Me and Mary, being the kind people...er...persons we were, decided that what the heck, if we had to expand, so did she. So under our bugging (and my threats to sing), brendy decided to eat Macs. Yay! Then we went to gelatio and ate ice cream. Fat free. Sucks to gen-ni!
So, me, officially broke, and Qianni and Mary and Brenda and Vivian (who I stole popcorn chicken from), officially rich, trotted back to school with the squishy sec 4s and the sec twos and ones to realize that the stupid speaker in Raffles Room didn't work, and so we had no chance to listen to the songs in Phantom of the Opera. (Cue for screams of 'scandal!' 'horror!' and fainting.) Therefore, we hijacked 101's classroom and started pigging out there.
Then then then, because Qianni had to leave early, she got to choose what we watched first, so we had to watch 'Princess Diaries' cause she wanted something sweet and bimbotic (by the way, they called me Bimbotic. Not sure whether to be complimented or insulted. Sheesh. MARY, QIANNI, I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS!!!). So, we sat down to pig out and watch, and I was making snide comments (somewhere along the lines of what I did during the Liang Zhu animation - she lost her nose! *snickers*) whilst Mary was bored. So I started to bully Brenda and Wanfen cause they were nearest and behind me.
Then then then then then after two grueling hours, we finished that movie, and we watched Phantom of the Opera! Finally! O.o Pretty pretty songs and scenery and Eric and Raoul! Pretty pretty mask and pretty pretty eyes! I love bo~th of them! Whee! It was so sad...eric was so heartbroken when Christine chose Raoul. Stupid Christine. Bitch. How dare she take my Raoul. Raoul was soooooooo HOT *fangirl scream* when he was fighting with Eric (who was sooooo COOL!!!) at the grave.
Puddle of Lichen.
After that, we (okay, Mary and I) wanted to watch My Fair Lady, but there was three discs and not enough time (and a general lack of agreement), so we watched a walk to remember instead. Because we could no longer sit still, Mary started playing with hair. I realized that my hair was hopeless for the nth time, and then I braided her hair (which was MUCH better than christabel's. ARE YOU LISTENING, CHRISSIE???) which turned out nice cause her hair was long and untangled and LONG. Unlike the pile of straw on someone's. I wonder who.
Then Ms Chia came in and we had Ice Cream, then we left. On the way, Me and Mary were going on about OBS horror stories *snickers* and scaring juniors. Oh dear. Bad us.
But but but Mary is leaving! *Wails* How could she? Leave us alone and miserable and lonely and without scores (which is much more important XD)??? Er...I'm a little sugar high now. ANYWAY, that heartless (checks Pygmalion) guttersnipe is going in mid-july. DON'T WANT!!! Thinking of throwing her a party before that. WE MUST WE MUST WE MUST. But ANYWAY, I'll skin her alive if she doesn't go online everyday after that, so might as well keep in contact through that.
Oh dear. The rain has drenched my floor. *lichen trots off to clean it up*
Ciao!
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Friday, May 27, 2005
Star Wars was soooo corny! I mean, Anakin was damned shuai and all that, but the lines are so damned corny! Listen to this:
"You are betraying the way of the light! Anakin! You are breaking my heart!"
"I feel so helpless!"
"I have been deformed by this hideous act of betrayal, but I assure you, my resolve is as strong as ever!"
"I will never let you leave me!"
"It seems that in your hate, you have killed her."
"I would never hurt her! No!"
"There is still some good in him! I know it!"
"But it is not right to kill him. He's weak and helpless."
"I need you! I cannot live without you!"
"And the last of democracy ends in thunderous applause."
"It is not the Jedi way!"
"It seems...she has lost the will to live."
And on and on and on. Mel and Gen were snickering beside me. Feifei...well, Feifei's a freak of nature. She wears her blouse inside and a long sleeved shirt in the hot sun AND she isn't sweating...idiot. Anyway, yeah. That's about ir. Typing with one hand and being on the phone isn't easy.
Ciao!
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
I feel so loser. I'm inofficially banned from the house telephone (cause if I use it, cue for big round of screaming and you-should-be-revising-your-homework-now-you-did-so-badly) and cannot start sms-ing now in case that becomes my death sentence (over the limit liao, anyway).
So bored. So sian. Ee.
Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to be surfing the net too, but what the hell. She can't block the net. I go pro~ject to do.
...
Dunno lah.
Physics sucked. My instrument only got 7 out of 8. What's going to save me when the report goes wrong? I hate the marking scheme. I mean, 4 marks. If you lose only 1, then the 80% is gone. What shit lor.
Pissed at the world in general. SPECIALLY pissed at her who thinks she can waltz into the class and just irritate me non-stop. What the hell lah, keep your hands to yourself, and jokes DON'T go below the belt.
Heck, even I know that.
Yeah, there's the occasional ice cube and hair ruffle and deodorant (oi, I stop now liao, okay) and all that, but if I resided in the basement, then you DEFINITELY make me feel like I'm on mount olympus. Then where would poor souls like panda and chinkie and sore go? I'll have kicked them out from their home! (Okay, Sore belongs to the dustbin officially, but the rest took pity on her and brought her up.)
Screw lah. I hate bakalaka and her stupid pmsing. Or mpsing. What the heck.
There're so many people I wish would just leave me alone.
And for the record, parents are sooo overated.
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I don't believe this. Either my teachers are ridiculously deluded, or they're unbelievable liars.
"lichen is an enthusiastic pupil"
I am dreadfully amused.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
What the hell do they think we are huh? Machines? What's the fucking problem with all these PTs huh? What are we going to gain from these that we can't from some other thing? Are they testing our stress limits huh? HUH HUH HUH??? Freaking stupid assholes. You know what? I just wanna die.
What's the point of still staying here? To finish the unfinisheable PTs izzit? To live for the next exam huh? Then what's beyond that? When one day there are no more exams for us to do? Then what's the FUCKING SHITTING PROBLEM with the stupid modules and everything? Why must we choose 4 of these stupid things when we can't dispense with the STUPID USELESS lessons like, I dunno, ENGLISH? So that we can see joanbitchteoh's stupid ugly mug izzit? You think I like being picked on by these stupid people day after day izzit? Stupidbala thinks I'm this very funny person to call upon and laugh at. Joanpatheticteoh happens to find it fun to pick on me. Wuposeryimin likes to pick on me for NO REASON AT ALL. Yeah i know, very fun right?
They don't even care lor. Let's take away the students' favorite food so that we can win the stupid award! Let's pressure the students so that we can win this, win that, crash the PTs together with stupid useless things and then still expect us to do well, keep up the summative for the whole year round. Who cares if they can't take it? We need the awards. We have the sustained achievement award. We have the health award. Yay. Who cares about the students? As long as they produce the awards, nothing much happens. Oh, unless they complain to the students. We can't have that. Oh no, that would leave a bad image on the school!
I punch my pillow thinking of joanuselessteoh's face. I punch the bolster thinking of assholebala's face. I scream obseneties of silicon head. Then? I have to do their assessments cause they're the teachers! Oh my gawd, how could I forget that? They're our teachers! It doesn't matter if they can't teach, if they're autistic or plain AIRHEADED, they got the qualifications! You see, as long as they look good on the school record, why bother whether they can help the pupils or not? Does it matter if we have teachers who likes to pick on and demoralize students one by one? Does it matter if our teachers are autistic and really cannot teach? DOES IT MATTER IF THE TEACHER JUST SPENDS LESSONS TALKING CRAP AND NOT TEACHING WHEN OTHERS GET A TEACHER WHO THINKS FOR THEM AND MANAGES TO ACTUALLY FINISH TEACHING WHAT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW INSTEAD OF REMINICING ABOUT HER PAST LIFE WITH STUDENTS?
No! Of course not! These people can do their own research. Besides, they don't want to fail, so they have to get OUR desired marks. So we don't need to bother about them. No, not at all. Just leave them to swim or drown. Yay. Whoopee-doo. Isn't that the perfect method to life?
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Saturday, May 21, 2005
Rearranged the bedroom today. My com is now facing another side, and I actually have a table to work with now.
Okay, so I blogged. Yay.
And for the notice, do stop making this fuss about the bullying crap I wrote. It was two minutes work of flowery language. It's annoying me. :D
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Sunday, May 15, 2005
It never fails to surprise me that people are shocked that bullying is still commonplace. Since the April Fool Day Bullying Incident was revealed, questions rose from murmurs, long forgotten incidents dug up and examined yet again, doubt and insecurity spreading out in waves across a pond, like ripples that would never stop until the stone has sunk to the bottom of the pool, where it will lie in wait until another comes along.
Do they not understand? The answer is not hidden away in the dark recesses of the mind – it lies in the flex of one’s fingers, on the surface of one’s skin, dancing across the hollows of one’s face. It is neither intricate nor complex – it is forever there for one to find, locked up in denial and reality, yet never existing in the narrow road of acceptance in one’s mind.
It is behind the slap dealt by a betrayed wife, within the knife of a revenge murderer, spat out in a teary curse by the hurt – the want, no, the need to see someone suffer the same way we had. It is within the ugly need for revenge, surfacing as the cruelty that distorts the smile and face.
We attempt to classify it, as though it was foreign object, pretending that we are not related, amateur fumbling grouping it into two categories – the physical and the emotional.
The physical bullying exists as brute force, the attacker forcing the pain of the heart onto the flesh of another’s body, thinking that this would elevate the ache of the heart, or, in brutal vengeance against the world, that at least another would suffer along with him. The distorting cruelty of pain plays itself through the series of punches and kicks in a frenzy of bloodlust, not stopping until it is satisfied, whereupon it would retreat yet again into the sub-consciousness yet again until the beast within once again rears its ugly head.
Emotional bullying – threads circling the victim in an elaborate web of knots, the ends attached to the attacker’s fingers. It contains neither the barbarism nor the brutality of physical bullying, thriving instead in the silent maliciousness of manipulation in it’s finest form, in the cruelty of human nature as it sings out loud with the sharpest of taunts, choosing to exist instead as a elegant yet twisted dance, every subtle gesture pulling at the strings of the heart until they snap one by one, leaving behind a worn and battered soul that inhibits no more the body, nothing more than a bag of flesh and bones with empty eyes that cry out in a silent plea for help that would neither be heard nor heeded while the tormentor laughs in the cold pleasure of the blood of a soul upon his hands.
Yet, even as we humans indulge, be it consciously or not, in the bitter satisfaction of this activity, we ask the same questions over and over again, “Why does bullying still exist?”
Because, my dear friends, because.
For as long as we continue to exist, bullying will never cease, and as long a humans walk the earth, in that tiny little corner of their shadow, bullying will once again rear its ugly head, sniffing for blood.
- Li Chen
a.k.a Morpheus, Lord of the Dreams
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Thursday, May 12, 2005
OMG. I'm going for the UN talk. OMG.
OMG OMG OMG.
WHEE!!!!! Can't wait. This hols are going to be the best ev~a!
Okay, so I'm supposed to be working on my RS. So sue me. Have yet to get the freaking proposal from Sharmini, so I'm taking a break for the moment. Anyway, RS is coming out fine, and did I mention that our mentor is actually COMPETENT?!?
For SS, we started on education from the perspective of the government. You know, I think SS is actually a little effective. I still don't like PAP, but think of it this way: If I am in the government, I am damned well going to shut the people up before my rep gets trashed. Besides, it's not as though the PAP didn't do anything for the people. I guess that's how Singapore politics works - economic progress ranks first in terms of priority, and for the sake of that, we are willing to, and we WILL, give up our rights to form the 'perfect' society.
Will I vote for PAP in future? Saying that I'm insane and locked up in Woodbridge and thus actually still in this Singlish inhabited place, and that no better alternatives have cropped up and persevered (meaning that it's clever enough to avoid PAP's usual tactics), I'll vote for PAP. I mean, who wants to vote for Chee? He's all 'freedom of speech' and all that, but his actions are not that fitting for the government of a country. Are we all going on a hunger strike so that Malaysia would not stop selling us water (that is, if the situation crops up)?
Wonder what the UN talks are about. I hope it's not going to be bland - exactly why I don't wanna become a politician. Not to mention the WEP thingie.
Oh SHIT. Do the WEP and UN things clash? What to do what to do what should I do?
Gah, don't disturb my good mood. Worry about that later. Wanna...play now.
Lichie is going to play. :D
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
I'm so happy. My RS has started off at last, and our mentor is actually quite nice. I don't care if he's a chaser - compared to Ha Mei Lan, he's the best mentor I could ever have. Life rocks, babay!
Furthermore, Tribune room (Raffles room) is cold today, so though I'm freezing, I'm happy.
I don't make sense. Okay, shall stop crapping now.
Yay.
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Monday, May 09, 2005
I'm bored.
You want to know how bored I am?
I am watching the retardedly slow downloading of X, eating my dinner, and choking on the baygon Mosquito Coil. And did I tell you my room's suddenly attracted mosquitoes?
Yeah, it has, so now I'm repelling them - using my hands and all the textbooks that are near me. My life sucks.
So, and I have to print out my chem thing, which includes installing the printer. Yay.
And I have to decide what to wear tomorrow. Fashion crisis, people. All those who don't have mothers like mine, or, for some unknown reason, like pink - shudders - be glad that your mother didn't fill your wardrobe up with your most hated color, just because it's feminine.
Gah. I'm going to the dentist's now.
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Saturday, May 07, 2005
Okay, Mary rocks. Yes, Mary is so smart, lovely, nice, kind, ETCETERA.
christabel is persuaded by her husband to take a holiday at a mysterious mansion in the country O.o Honeymoon, I see. Oi, WHICH husband?
christabel is forced to take an extended country holiday she foresees only long days of bucolic boredom and sexual ennui Er...'nuff said.
Christabel is fascinated and tempted. By me. Yeah, I know. I'm irresistable.
christabel is mean and disrespectful to a younger woman who offers her help to christabel Oh My Gawd. Chrissie-poo, so THAT's what you're doing these days. So bad. Tsk tsk tsk.
christabel is swept into a passionate sexual affair with randolph ash Er...
Christabel is quietly sensual. Catch me when I faint.
Chink is extremely flexible. You've made your point, darling.
Chink is a man. Man, you have absolutely NO idea how hilarious this is. Chink, I think we should switch roles.
Chink is more sexually Damnit, why did you stop here?
Chink is here motha fukah stop calling us chink Language dear, language. Improper use of grammer.
Chink is dead. Er, no, she's so not. I'm annoying her.
Chink is wide open. Er...is it just me, or is this extremely lewd?
Chink is a chink. As I've just discovered. This is soooooo lame.
Chink is kinda hot though Er...yah yah. Hear the sarcasm?
Chink is sexual chocolate. Why is Christabel linked with idiots and chink with sex? This SOOOO applies to real life! Why, googlism may not be so inaccurate after all!
This is weird. I'm gonna bug Lola.
Toodles.
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The EOIs are over, and I've a weekend to relax before the PTs catch up with me again.
By the way, those who read Christabel's blog, I really don't bully her that much. She's lying.
Really.
REALLY. STOP GLARING SUSPICIOUSLY AT ME.
Anyway, went to Bugis today. Finally got the keypad for the new cover for my phone, so I don't have to deal with the I-like-to-malfunction-and-irritate-lichen cover anymore. Hurray. And i got a casette with mendelssohn and Tchaikovshy and Mozart songs on it for 50 cents. I lurve Bugis.
But anyway, lemme start from the beginning. Mom's birthday today. (For anyone interested, red wine taste nice with sprite. WITHOUT LEMON.) So, after EOIs and PFTs and debate and shit - Oops, i meant RS - me, chink, fei2, jiang ning and fiona went to bugis. Because Chink fell in love with a stupid I 'heart' Mom mug there.
Which was out of stock, by the way. Stupid gal.
So, we wondered around the place - jiang ning and fiona were wet cause they insisted on walking in the rain when the rest of us had umbrellas. Actually, I was half wet too, cause Chink snatched away half my umbrella and after that jiang ning hugged me. Assholes. Then we found more mugs and i bought one for my mom seeing that it was her birthday today and Mother's day the day after. (Decided that I shall eat the Opus chocolates myself.)
And then Fiona and Jiang Ning and Chink wanted to go to Bugis street to buy a pencil case for some idiot, and I wanted to go to Sungei Rd, so we parted ways. (I think Chink thinks I abandoned her. Shit.)
Anyway, me and fei2 went to shop at Sungei Rd, and then cause we were both tired and I was hot and stinky, we went home.
I was supposed to catch up with some sleep seeing that the past few days, Brenda asshole got me hooked onto fanfic again, and i didn't get much sleep after that.
Nor did I get much revision, to think of that.
By the way, Naraku and Sesshoumaru make SUCH a good pair. Being homophobic is so...conservative of you, Chrissie-poo.
Anyway, moral of the story being, Brenda is an asshole and don't listen to her yaoi fantasies during EOIs. After that can lah.
But I'm going off onto a tangent. Anyway, I was supposed to sleep, listening to mendelssohn and all, but I realised that my air-con was still broken.
Sonuvabitch.
So here I am.
ANYWAY, Chrissie-poo blocked the tagboard. Think it's cause Wenting and me were flooding her with nonsense. Gah.
Just realised she described me as 'pigging out'. I'm sure she thinks she's very funny. Ha. Ha.
Though I DO like the pun.
Signing off,
Your residential piggy.
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Haha, just went to haunt everyone's blogs. Then went to googlism. See what they say about me:
lichen is a synergistic relationship between primitive plant and
lichen is clear biological example
lichen is not a single organism but rather two separate organisms living together
lichen is edible
lichen is available
chen is so esy and it does not need evolution and passing millions years
lichen is a symbiosis
lichen is the result of two or more separate organisms living permanently together
lichen is the most dominant plant of the continentlichen is graylichen is stretched
lichen is grey and hard to praise effusively
lichen is often referred to in ethnographic literature as alectoria jubatalichen is not a single organism the way most other living things are
lichen is a symbiotic association between a fungus and an alga
lichen is ash
lichen is poisonous
lichen is called a thallus
lichen is black and can shine a little
lichen is perennial and colonies grow slowly
lichen is well
lichen is a symbiotic relationship of a fungus and an alga
lichen is a unique life form which is the result of a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae
lichen is one in which the photobiont
lichen is alive
lichen is created between the fungus and the alga
lichen is abundant
lichen is a plant
lichen is a mutualistic association between a fungus and either an alga or a cyanobacterium
lichen is a common in michigan
lichen is one of poland's important pilgrimage and apparition sites
lichen is a tiny
lichen is made up of a fungus and algae living together in close association with each other
lichen is found encrusting the trunks of red and white firs
lichen is very fragile so small fragments of the lichen can break of and get spread by the wind
lichen is also edible Yeah. What do beasts eat? Pig.
lichen is any one of a group of composite organisms in the symbiosis of fungus and algae
lichen is a squamulose
lichen in the reindeer moss family Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, has a very shiny nose...
lichen is hairlike in appearance and its thallus Hey! I resent that!
lichen is a tree
lichen is killed by the bleach *Glances around fugitively* Don't let Chrissie-poo see that.
lichen is a combination of two
lichen is definitely worthy of attention Brilliant observation. I so agree.
lichen is keen to ferret out new voices and is committed to offering editing comment
lichen is then soaked in water during which time it collapses and becomes less bulky
lichen is called "koonts
lichen is somewhat coriaceous and cartilaginous
lichen is a specific combination of a fungus and one or two algae
lichen is wetted by rain or morning dew Actually, seeing this afternoon, I was wetted by Jiang Ning, and Chink's utter refusal to let me have the umbrella to myself. I know, she wants me wet. *winkwink*
lichen is an organism made up of algae or bacteria enclosed within a fungus
lichen is really two plants
lichen is now confined to south west england
lichen is the world's first simultequel
lichen is available from several commercial sources Yeah yeah, just go and make me sound like a phone-sex operator... SHEESH
lichen is quite stable and sails well in a variety of wind and waves
lichen is truly aquatic
lichen is teloschistes exilis
lichen is composed of white filaments and green
lichen is an example of symbiosis in the tundra
lichen is flat or leaf
lichen is a "symbiotic" lifeform
lichen is soft after a rain I'm always soft. *winkwink*
lichen is a totally different matter
lichen is a fusion of two unrelated organisms
lichen is a species of ramalina
lichen is thomas Huh? What the hell? Lichen is PIGGY. P-I-G-G-Y. Not Thomas.
lichen is very leafy
lichen is the unique structure of "british soldiers" formed
lichen is really two plants living very closely to
lichen is so hard to find these dayslichen is one of the lichens most frequently grazed by caribou and reindeer
lichen is very rare with only a few widely scattered records
lichen is a foliose species which grows on mossy rocks or in moss
lichen is growing over portions of the marker
lichen is and the many thousands of forms it comes in
lichen is a combination of a fungus
lichen is comprised of fungal hyphae called rhizoids
lichen is very fragile allowing small fragments of the lichen to break off and the wind spreads it
lichen is mutualistic or part of a controlled parasitism And what the freaking hell was THAT supposed to mean? But I suppose so lah...*thinks of Chrissie-poo*
lichen is known as the mycobiont
lichen is closely related to mesic or moist old
lichen is no relation to the herbaceous plant of the same common name Agree, agree. Now, assholes, just practice what you preach.
lichen is
lichen is a pollution indicator WHATTHE- Hey, I resent that!
lichen is growing on the distribution of species
lichen is neither a plant nor an animal Newsflash, dear. I'm a HUMAN. H-U-M-A-N. Or a pig disguised as a human, anyway. Stop trying to blow my cover.
lichen is an intimate biological association of a fungus Intimate. Mmmm.
lichen is not a single organism
lichen is known from is within the native pine woods on rspb's abernethy reserve where we are trying to maintain the right conditions
lichen is an asset rather than a liability Of course. Took you how long to discover that?
lichen is a grayishlichen is pale green; some is a rusty red
lichen is the chapter heading
lichen is reproduced is by fragmentation And there i thought it was procreation.
