Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
I've just realized that I'm pathetically technology-uninclined.
See, the events went like this: Mary called me. Her phone was malfunctioning. I was supposed to call her back. She gave me her number. And I dialed it. And the phone refused to register it as a real number. So I could not get through to her. Damnit.
Apparently, there is such a thing as a country code, a genius invention that I have only learnt n hours after said incident. And there I was, wondering if I had to punch in 001 or something like that.
I should just give up my license as a human in the twenty first century.
