Memorified Moments

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

"See, you didn't see it right? You didn't see it, you didn't see it."

Ah yes. Our amusing blah blah. I realised that we can expect two kinds of blah - the MPS one, which means bad temper and bookings and a foul(er than usual) face, and the cheery one, which spells lame words and traumatizing evil smiles. Me and gengen were convulsing with laughter at the end, and I couldn't get my head off the table for the next five minutes.

We're learning sine and cosine and what the shit rules now, which I have absolutely NO idea what it's about (actually, I never have any idea about anything to do with maths). But I'll probably do just as bad as this for the last few things, so there's no chance of me pulling up my marks this year, I suppose.

"You and that Sharmara and who is that Shakira! What have you been doing to her?"

Soonae, if you're reading this, and I hope you're reading this, can you please tell Limmie that I did nothing to you! Gods, that woman practically thinks I've brainwashed you into getting your bookings! I mean, what did I do? She just accosted me the the library and started accusing me of things I did nothing about! (Me and sharMARA - yes sharm, you remind her that much of Samara - and shakira)

I mean, toad was standing right behind me! How can she think I'm bad when that...that green croaking thing is standing right behind me! I mean, I positively glow with innocence next to her!

"Li Chen ni zen me zhe me bian tai! Ni zhe yang xie zi hui bu hui yi zhi xia qu!"

-_-" Chenchen always bully me one! What did I do to her? (chrissie and cat and brenda absolutely adore her, and I wonder why) I'm, like, perpetually her favorite victim. I wouldn't be surprised if my end-of-year report went like "lichen is a bian tai" (in case you were wondering what the above quote was, it's 'lichen why you so pervert! Are you going to go on writing like this?")

"I am currently very conflicted. Lord lichy has ordered me to kill you - very painfully, he added, but I really want to give you fifty crucios. Vati dear, which should I choose?"

Ah, our favorite way to spend our day. x) (me and cat's) Apparently I'm lord 'Lichenmoss', kitty's padma patil, chrissie's parvati, Brenda lucius malfoy, Liqi longbottom, Mean Mel, the half-blood Toad, and I apparently have an army of Tofu eaters. (So dumbledore changed his name to tofu. RoGwartS is so going to fall.) I supposedly kidnapped Padma, who wrote to her sister for help, but the idiotic sister wrote padma an eulogy instead, so Padma became my tofu eater. And Lucius added 'hail caesar! love, LM' at the end of padma's eulogy. I've asked padma to murder parvati, but it turned out that parvati has a secret gore fetish and Liqi Longbottom is going to die in the gryffindor twin's stead.

To be continued...

"Stupid mel. And toad. You suck. You really, REALLY SUCK."

Ahwells. I said that. They hid my bag when I went to the toilet. And apparently Liqi was the mastermind. MONKEY, YOU'RE DEAD.

I really should go do jian bao now.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

We had trib exco meeting today. It didn't go very well, methinks. We should have been louder with our thoughts, methinks. It was basically me and qianni and liju and guojun talking, and it's mostly the number of issues and CCA discipline that we had major problems with, and out of that the not-very-solveable one is CCA discipline, and the troublesome one is issues. I still don't agree with some things in the issues, but even without those, the general outlook for issues is still undefined and needs improvement. But generally I was too pessimistic and paranoid and being a worrywart and Qianni was too idealistic, so we need to work on a compromise.

After that we stayed back to discuss more issues, and after we finished no one wanted to go home so we chatted about celestial zone. Haha, I still like Chi Zue and Jian Ao. x) Even though everyone there is so mary sue and gary stu. (well, comics and fiction are different. Who can say that the x-men are sues and stus?)

Anyway, I <3 beer. Even though it gives me hiccups and is bitter, it is so tasty. x) I gtg check mail now. x)

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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Haha, went to watch The Myth today. A load of crap and waste of my time, methinks. The only good thing about the movie is that it has good effects and actors, and the humor was funny, even if it relied a tad bit too far on the lame side.

Oh, and did I mention that it's name is really, really befitting? So befitting, in fact, that the whole show's really absurd and retarded. Ha. Myth. Hahaha. *sense the sarcasm here*

So, due to boredom when watching the damned thing, I made up a list of the good and bad things about dengue fever.

The good:

You get to skip school. For a long, long time.
You don't need to do homework.
You get to play.
You get to check out if your hospital neighbour is a hot ang moh.
No Ba ala ala.

The bad:

You're sick. Really sick. Physically. (and mentally and emotionally, but that's already done and for good, so why bother)
You feel sick.
You don't have internet excess.
You might get someone like residential molester as a hospital ang moh.
Your homework comes back to you when you're back.
There's a higher chance of you dying when you catch the next strain.

Ahwells. But if it comes at a handy time *coughEOYcough* I'll gladly take the risks.

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Saturday, September 24, 2005

WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE. Like HELLO, I do not sit there, WATCHING TELEVISION AND NOT BOTHERING YOU AT ALL, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HARRASS ME WITH YOUR INANE REQUESTS!

I am pissed. I am friggin' pissed. Like, hello, is it TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME PEACE??? What the FUCK did I do to you? Not like I don't play my part right? I don't talk to you, I don't touch your things, I don't do ANYTHING to you, I fricking don't even make eye contact! IS IT TOO MUCH FOR ME TO ASK THAT YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME THE SAME IN RETURN!!! But NO, you HAVE to bother me to fetch water for you because you're too FAT and LAZY and USELESS to do so YOURSELF.

How do I get the friggin message across your thick, empty skull - I don't like you. I don't care you're my sister. I couldn't care less if you died. If you talk to me after I'm dead it's an eternity too soon. I treat you civilly. So you might as well do me a favor and RETURN THE FAVOR by pretending I don't EXIST. It's not so hard, you know. Ignore me. Pretend there's no one like Lichen. I've done it to you all your life. It's not so hard, you know. And VERY REWARDING.

And to my mother, HOW I TREAT THAT USELESS PIECE OF RATPOO IS MY BUSINESS. If she's too lazy to get her own water, I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT have the obligation to get it for her. I don't call her annoying, fat, useless, irritating LOSER to her face. Is that not enough?

BUT NO, even if she STEALS my things and SPOIL them and CONTAMINATE them, I still have to continue lending them to her because we are related by blood. Get this clear: I can't care less. She can die now and the only thing I'll do is the can-can.

Capiche?

Soon ae has a super chio sister. Sharmini has a super smart sister. I have a useless LOSER for a sister. Not only that, she's a TWO-FACED, LYING, DESPERATE SCUMBAG. No wonder she hasn't any friends. She's a SUCK-UP and a FUCK-UP.

I really wouldn't mind if you just got OUT OF MY LIFE. FOREVER. FOR GOOD.

In fact, why don't you do me this one tiny favor and just LEAVE ME ALONE.

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Friday, September 23, 2005

Haha, how long was it since I last blogged? (yesterday, actually, but the com crashed and erased my entry, together with 2/3 of my physics brochure, damnit. Ahwells. So, here I am.

We got back a grand total of 2 SA marks this week. None of which were good. Of course, chrissie will kill me for saying this, seeing that I did manage to do better than her, but I'll say we screwed it together. Hm...must be her influence. Haha, I am moving to beside cat and away from her evil aura!

Toad and I are lame. Wenting and I are lame. Can you think of the disaster if the three of us are put together?

Oh yes, went for LSL again today. The p1-3 pupils were just so annoying. Hannah kept stealing my pencil case's things, and Ester threw a fit cause Melmel was used to their behavior and put hers out of reach. Then there was this guy in red shirt who was being such a sexist male chavaunistic pig, I just wanted to slap him. Didn't help that he thinks he's very funny either.

I swear, the p6 kids are a godsend. After helping hannah finish her xi2 zi4, I (finally!) escaped over to help them, and my sanity was restored. I think mary will have a very fun time reading the letter I wrote (and mel snatched the paper off halfway xP) then. Then we had badminton with the guys and went home. Haha, it was okay lah, but I'm never going near Hannah and the red-shirt guy again.

Then went home and had karate. Am trying to ~~coerce blackmail force~~ persuade my junior to have it too. I'm such a thoughtful senior, see. Shut up, toad. Mel also. And monkey and brenda and chrissie and yuching and who else may visit.

Anyway, I think I will die in karate. Can't even remember a kata now, and I've had gawd knows (and my mom too, I suppose) how many lessons. Sigh.

There goes my imaginary abs.

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Monday, September 19, 2005

I have a very bad feeling about maths test. Ba ala was so snappish in class today. I think all my not handing in assignments have finally caught up with her and she's going to take it out on my test paper and I'll end up getting some horrendous mark like 28/40 or BELOW. And I'll never make my 80% mark this year. GAHHHHHH. I'm so screwed.

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

We had karate demo today for latern festival. (how it links is beyond me) Anyway, one of the demos is how to defend yourself against stupid men who attack you, and the 'victim' was this karate-ka. Thing is, she was only wearing sports bra and cargo pants - a la kim possible - and she had a GOOD bod, man. I want one! (of course, seeing it's me, quite impossible) Oh god, I shall, like, not skimp off the karate lessons anymore. (another impossible goal)

And there were hot guys. Karate guys. HOT!!!

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Haha. I bought more earrings yesterday. x) shall show them to chrissie-poo and make her jealous. Haha, she's so lalala over earrings, then she'll go 'give them to me'. x)

Had sheseido (sp?) makeup lesson also. I, like, so didn't like the colors provided, so I put little little only. x) But I like the two darkest lip gloss colors. Am going to use the voucher to buy more lip gloss! And I need to like, buy whatever shit for my eyebrows. They're non-existent.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

PHYSICS AND SS ARE OVER! OVER, you hear me, OVER! *does a happy jig*

Haha, Toad came over yesterday (and was the general cause of a lot of mayhem with bowling balls and coke cups and being mean to poor chrissie-poo) and was an idiot so I happily told the class about her idiocy this morning. x) So she told them about me not changing my bra since yesterday afternoon. Oops, haha. Secret's out. So I don't bathe in the mornings. x)

Oh, and speaking of which, I'm never going near susanta with a ten-foot barge pole again unless I'm wearing more...susanta-resilient straps. That idiot.

Oh yeah, and had chem post test today afternoon, and by the time I got out, Lydia had finished visiting nicole with glow, and I was supposed to meet gleong and cat and rachel (dunno which one) at bouna vista mrt, but the damned bus took too long, so I didn't go in the end, and poor gen and cat and rach had to wait for nothing. sowee. x)

Anyway, met yiting on the bus, so we went to lot 1 and I bought this little trinklet that was meant for my handphone but I put it on my pencil case anyway cause it was chibi sesshy and I need to stare at sesshy to keep my cool. Then she had to go so I went to the lib and got some stupid action book that made me want to re-start my science-fic fic.

Haha, weird day(s).

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

THANKS WENNIE FOR BABE!!! <3 *i can finally thank her after sending it to the wash x)* It's sooooo CUTE!!! *squeals*

Okay, mary's...THING.

Twenty facts about yours truly:

1) I should be doing RS now.
2) Actually, I need to be doing a LOT of things now.
3) I hate doing homework.
4) Why can't I be like Mary and go to Canada and meet cute guys and have nice dances?
5) I want to die.
6) I will DIE without my specs *literally and figuratively, seeing that 308 is SOOO amused picking at a blind girl (glares)*
7) I want to sleep.
8) I like shopping.
9) I need money.
10) technically I am quite rich now as tribune fund owes me like twenty bucks and sharmini fifteen.
11) I am so dead for physics and SS.
12) I want to buy a lot of stuff.
13) I want THREE people in short to die.
14) God hates me and lets them live.
15) I like food.
16) I want to go overseas so that I never have to listen to the propaganda from our darling men in white and our principals again.
17) The above statement does not include north korea and america.
18) my chinese file is due soon.
19) Some people are just so unsensitive.
20) I have come to the end of this.

So...yeah. I really want to sleep now. Do you think I should set my alarm at 3 in the morning to do work and sleep now?

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Monday, September 12, 2005

Haha, I skewered my social studs test. *maybe I shouldn't have told wuwu pigs remind me of her before* I am so screwed! Gah!

Oh, and we interviewed the counsellor today. It was damned complicated and messy. First we went into the room with the nice couch and view outside the guidance center, then she asked us to go in (and that was after we arranged everything nicely) then she asked us to go out again then after we rearranged everything the anselm cheew chased us in, then chased us out, then we had to barge into the counsellor's personal room. Makes no sense, I know. The situation didn't.

Oh, and then me and sharm went to eat, then we had neos, which was damned fun cause the timer jammed and we had all the time we want to decorate the neos. Then she was experimenting with certain features and screwed up her face (a.k.a made her eyes small and slanted) and didn't know how to change back. When we (I) finally figured out five minutes later, she was so relieved and I was dying of laughter at the whole situation. But the neos were damned nice! Sat we're going to dress up and do more poses at the place cause we have unlimited decoration time and get more nice neos!

Haha, then we went to her house to study but ended up bitching. x)

And I really should sit down and mug physics now. Okay, I will start soon.

I will.

Willpower.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

I'm so gonna die for physics. I can imagine it now. Thiock will take one look at my test paper and laugh, sawing off my head and spearing it at the tip of a wooden stick Lord of the Flies style, grab Chngchng and dance salsa around it. Then Ba la will come and snatch the stick off (with my head there, mind you), and worship her darling Brenda with it, who happens to be terrorizing people with her bdae present with fei as her accomplice who will then tie all the stuffed pigs up with our school ties.

Bad mental images.

On a better note, I love my new watch. <3 And my new shoes. And my new jeans. And my hair chopstick. And my earrings. And my shirt. And my mp3 (actually, it's just the idea of having one now) *loves* This week has been very materialistically beneficial for me.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005

I'm baack! x) Haha, Taiwan is so stupid, with all the hills and trees until I feel like puking my guts out. So funny lorh. Our tour guide is so amusing. x) He got a catch phrase, and it's so stupid, like, not a normal, nice one but 'yi2 lu4 zou3 lai2'. So it's like taiwan yi lu zou lai or wo men yi lu zou lai a hundred times a day. x)

Then we were like, just grazing the surface of everything taiwan has to offer. Zou2 ma3 guan1 hua1 lor. -_-" Cause we only had 4 days of being toured around taiwan, and like, 14 hours per day were spent on the bus travelling on rocky hills and puking. (but we watched stupid videos and learnt many many perverted jokes. x))

Taxi drivers in taiwan are so farnee. they're so chatty and so happy to bitch about the government (which one depending on political preference, duh). Our first one was a female who was so cheery (at bloody 11 at night) and saying that she likes all the cute political characters. -_-" *amused*

Haha, there was this joke about Taiwan being victim to water (flood tsunami and thingamajigs) cause their president is shui bian. (water bash) So amusing.

But there was this super disgusting shop which sold lingzhi and DEER FOETUS. As it, they catch mother deers, split their wombs open, take out the foetuses and dry them and their quality is dependant on how red the foetuses are (a.k.a the amount of blood) and to eat it you have to smash the dried foetus up and then grind it into powder. EWWWWW.

And guess what? I bought jeans! Miss I-hate-jeans-cause-trying-them-on-is-depressing bought jeans! okay, so they only cost S$11, but I like them! x) And earrings (S$5) and bubblegum and cds (2 for S$22!) and hair chopsticks (2 for S$8.40). (and I was looking for racerback bras, but couldn't find any. Damnit. Nor were there any with changeable straps *or maybe it's just cause I dunno how to change them x)*)

Oo And I got new shoes. x) One cost S$70 cause they were nikey, but the other one which I like better anyway, cost only S$20 and they're super nice.

Haha, I sound super bimbo. Melmel will hit me. x)

Oh, and I got bdae prezzies for brenda and fei! Quick, thank me! *okay, fei's isn't complete yet, and mel share with me can?*

Oh yeah, and we visited temples also. LOTS OF IT. *so boring*

But the air lounges are sooo nice! We got into the Silver Kris one, and I dunno why, but got lots of ang mohs there, so very nice scenery also. x) You just sit there and talk talk with the random cute guy (chad) beside you or bitch with a girl (Charlene, but that's on the return journey) about stupid bimbo jap girls. And they serve super nice soup and FREE FLOW WINE!!! from year 1864 somemore! I was, like, O.o and so got a little tipsy for the return journey lah.

I CANNOT GO TO VANCOUVER!!! WHYYYYYYY! Stupid uncle drive for five days and five nights to move to TORONTO!!! The IDIOT! Whyyyyy.

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Saturday, September 03, 2005

If I were in dire situations (a.k.a no money, no home, no nothing), and I had one wish, I'd ask for a card to the air lounges. It's fab.

Daddy got us in (he got the card, the lucky guy), and from then on everything is free, and that includes wine and haagen dazs ice cream and miso soup. x) And we also have bathrooms, places to sit at, computers (guess where I am?) and whatnot.

I love this place.

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I just realised how much fei was into bondage. Seriously, you give her an innocent stuffed pig, and she'll take ties and tie it up and strangle it. Diaos.

Oh, and me and melmel bought quills yesterday. The black ones were out, damnit, so we had to get the white ones, but that didn't matter cause it was pretty anyway. x) Am going to cut them once I'm back from Taiwan.

Oh yes, and Karate was yesterday evening, and I realised that the person who was going to represent singapore in the commonwealth competition thingie, lam peiyi, I think, is from the same dojo as me. So the teacher was showing her off and making her show us the katas, and he was GOOD. Whenever she punches her gi would make this sort of ruffle, and she gives off an air of predator hunched up and ready to strike. x)

And if the broad shoulders and six-pack like hers is what I'm going to get from karate, I'm damned happy about it. x) But at the rate I slack off whatever shit exercises, you can bet I'm only going to get them about 100 years into this.

There are no cute guys in karate. How depressing.

I received Mary's package! Yay! The card was absolutely delightfully adorable.

Tata!

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Teacher day celeb was okay lah, but I really missed the teachers' performances, cause after the students' one there was only the singing, and wuwu seriously should just give up her voice box and NEVER open her mouth again, cause she canNOT sing to save her life (or money, which is seriously more important). All she could do was stand on stage and attempt to look cool - failing miserably in the process - hogging the mike to her horrendous voice as Mrs Anis, the GOOD singer, actively shared her mike. I think she didn't even recognize the sarcasm as we yelled down 'Ms W u, nice shoes!'. Loser. L.O.S.E.R.

Oh, but J toh has such a FAB voice!

Cause he was singing 'Superstition', and there was this part when he went all low and rumbly and gravelly and it was so sexy and hot and GORGEOUS he should just replace gerald-bulter's voice.

I think we should start a J Toh fanclub. The JT fans. Or the JT voice's fans. Same difference, cause the voice is what matters anyway. Then the icon can be his pixellized face (we DO need to uphold some semblance of appearance after all). This is so sad. I mean, TWO of all our male teachers can sing, and one of them has a HUGE potbelly and horrendeous face and just about everything else, save his guitar skills, whilst the other is a two-timing, ugly, attached GAY male. Confirmed. We lead sad lives.

Oh, then we went to FERNVALE to visit Mrs. Chandra. The journey was SOOO long. Then after that she treated us ALL to lunner, so I feel super bad now. x) And we're supposed to organize a gathering (guess what'll come out of THAT) for the ex 6A-ians. Oh yeah, and she's nicer now. We sat around a table (the boys sat on another, the anti-social batch, probably scared ---- would ask them to pass message that she doesn't like the penguin-walk guy) and bitched about our current teachers (blah blah and hangman woman and silicon head), then she was like, I wonder if you did the same thing in primary school.

Hey! We were so guai then lorh. *she raised her brows at that part*

Then we went to Soon Ae's house to play some more. Her brother is so monkey-ish! He was literally leaping frog-style from place to place, and he's SOOO flexible (that sounds sooo bad) and he was, like, doing splits and putting his legs behind his head and whatnot whilst we were playing uno and happy family. *Siti is sooo funny.* After that we went to the piano (where soon ae's bro climbed ONTO the piano and looked like a decorative ornament) and Toad can play reaaaaalllly well. As in, REALLY well. *am jealous. hmmph* Then we went up and played truth and dare and some really REALLY stupid thing came up. *we really shouldn't have done that*

Then we slacked some more and went home at, about, nine.

Oh yeah, and we gave p chia her tiger. The card we'll give her on friday. x)

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