Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE. Like HELLO, I do not sit there, WATCHING TELEVISION AND NOT BOTHERING YOU AT ALL, JUST SO THAT YOU CAN HARRASS ME WITH YOUR INANE REQUESTS!
I am pissed. I am friggin' pissed. Like, hello, is it TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME PEACE??? What the FUCK did I do to you? Not like I don't play my part right? I don't talk to you, I don't touch your things, I don't do ANYTHING to you, I fricking don't even make eye contact! IS IT TOO MUCH FOR ME TO ASK THAT YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME THE SAME IN RETURN!!! But NO, you HAVE to bother me to fetch water for you because you're too FAT and LAZY and USELESS to do so YOURSELF.
How do I get the friggin message across your thick, empty skull - I don't like you. I don't care you're my sister. I couldn't care less if you died. If you talk to me after I'm dead it's an eternity too soon. I treat you civilly. So you might as well do me a favor and RETURN THE FAVOR by pretending I don't EXIST. It's not so hard, you know. Ignore me. Pretend there's no one like Lichen. I've done it to you all your life. It's not so hard, you know. And VERY REWARDING.
And to my mother, HOW I TREAT THAT USELESS PIECE OF RATPOO IS MY BUSINESS. If she's too lazy to get her own water, I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT have the obligation to get it for her. I don't call her annoying, fat, useless, irritating LOSER to her face. Is that not enough?
BUT NO, even if she STEALS my things and SPOIL them and CONTAMINATE them, I still have to continue lending them to her because we are related by blood. Get this clear: I can't care less. She can die now and the only thing I'll do is the can-can.
Capiche?
Soon ae has a super chio sister. Sharmini has a super smart sister. I have a useless LOSER for a sister. Not only that, she's a TWO-FACED, LYING, DESPERATE SCUMBAG. No wonder she hasn't any friends. She's a SUCK-UP and a FUCK-UP.
I really wouldn't mind if you just got OUT OF MY LIFE. FOREVER. FOR GOOD.
In fact, why don't you do me this one tiny favor and just LEAVE ME ALONE.
