Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
"See, you didn't see it right? You didn't see it, you didn't see it."
Ah yes. Our amusing blah blah. I realised that we can expect two kinds of blah - the MPS one, which means bad temper and bookings and a foul(er than usual) face, and the cheery one, which spells lame words and traumatizing evil smiles. Me and gengen were convulsing with laughter at the end, and I couldn't get my head off the table for the next five minutes.
We're learning sine and cosine and what the shit rules now, which I have absolutely NO idea what it's about (actually, I never have any idea about anything to do with maths). But I'll probably do just as bad as this for the last few things, so there's no chance of me pulling up my marks this year, I suppose.
"You and that Sharmara and who is that Shakira! What have you been doing to her?"
Soonae, if you're reading this, and I hope you're reading this, can you please tell Limmie that I did nothing to you! Gods, that woman practically thinks I've brainwashed you into getting your bookings! I mean, what did I do? She just accosted me the the library and started accusing me of things I did nothing about! (Me and sharMARA - yes sharm, you remind her that much of Samara - and shakira)
I mean, toad was standing right behind me! How can she think I'm bad when that...that green croaking thing is standing right behind me! I mean, I positively glow with innocence next to her!
"Li Chen ni zen me zhe me bian tai! Ni zhe yang xie zi hui bu hui yi zhi xia qu!"
-_-" Chenchen always bully me one! What did I do to her? (chrissie and cat and brenda absolutely adore her, and I wonder why) I'm, like, perpetually her favorite victim. I wouldn't be surprised if my end-of-year report went like "lichen is a bian tai" (in case you were wondering what the above quote was, it's 'lichen why you so pervert! Are you going to go on writing like this?")
"I am currently very conflicted. Lord lichy has ordered me to kill you - very painfully, he added, but I really want to give you fifty crucios. Vati dear, which should I choose?"
Ah, our favorite way to spend our day. x) (me and cat's) Apparently I'm lord 'Lichenmoss', kitty's padma patil, chrissie's parvati, Brenda lucius malfoy, Liqi longbottom, Mean Mel, the half-blood Toad, and I apparently have an army of Tofu eaters. (So dumbledore changed his name to tofu. RoGwartS is so going to fall.) I supposedly kidnapped Padma, who wrote to her sister for help, but the idiotic sister wrote padma an eulogy instead, so Padma became my tofu eater. And Lucius added 'hail caesar! love, LM' at the end of padma's eulogy. I've asked padma to murder parvati, but it turned out that parvati has a secret gore fetish and Liqi Longbottom is going to die in the gryffindor twin's stead.
To be continued...
"Stupid mel. And toad. You suck. You really, REALLY SUCK."
Ahwells. I said that. They hid my bag when I went to the toilet. And apparently Liqi was the mastermind. MONKEY, YOU'RE DEAD.
