Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Firstly, the cheery parts. I called christabel today, and she started blackmailing me. (She started it first!) Haha, so we were basically blackmailing each other, but she didn't continue after my threat. That girl not fun one. X( Should blackmail each other until there's nothing else then fun mah. Stupid christabel.
Oh, and I think Brenda and Chris should also get together. (forget monkey, we can make her marry her boots) You see, Brenda is b a l a's rep. So if they get together, b a l a can talk to brenda and say "our christabel". I'm so ingenius, aren't I?
Oh, and you see, we have oxygen, and oxymorons. So by the transitive property, gen = moron. (Shann so smart! I crush you, shann!) *Zishan screams and runs away*
And I totaly despise ___n t__h's trick on friday. Like hello, she was totally employing the guilt trip lah! All that stuff of 'is your integrity worth 360 dollars' and whatnot. I mean, like, hello, even if she did volunteer to pay, everyone with two brain cells to rub together would know that we would pay up. We're not going to take advantage of a teacher. And she KNOWS it. As a teacher, I doubt she has the extra money to go around funding our jerseys in the name of 'integrity'. Ha!
Puh-lease lor. Guilt trips are cliched, annoying, overused and downright below the belt. Are we going to feel ashamed because 'our selfishness drove a teacher to offer large amounts out of her meagre salary in a selfless attempt to rescue us from the brink of immorality'? DREAM ON. For one thing, my integrity is not going to dissolve because of one lie. And why do I have this totally absurd, I assure you, idea that she's more worried about her reputation than our cough integrity cough?
Quite frankly, THANK YOU for offering to put your name there, and YES, I'm grateful for that. However, you did NOT have to make such a big fuss over stuff and place yourself as a hypocrite because, since you're our teacher, and although I rather doubt debor ah ta n's taste for hiring you, you must at least have two brain cells. (One for hangman, the other for dictionary blu ff, I suppose.) You KNOW we're going to return the money, and yes, we will. Next time, you can just spare us the lecture and get to the point. We really wish to get on with bingo. And you're wasting our time.
Oh, and my mom found the movie ticket stubs. I'm officially grounded, and she even took money away from my diminishing pocket money. BRENDA, I WANT MY TRIBUNE FUND MONEY. Evil child. Sheesh.
