Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
FREAK. Guess what happened? Me and toad were walking home from the bus stop (last stop before interchange), then there was this family of three (one teenage girl, one mom, one dad, you know, the typical girl wear OP type of family), there this old man (I only remember he was quite dark, very old, about fourty-five to fifty) who went up and he FREAKING GROPED her crotch right in front of EVERY SINGLE FREAKING PERSON. The girl screamed like SHIT, and he ran away.
I mean, what the hell lah! What is his bloody problem, that sick pervert! What do you gain from groping girls! Me and toad were so freaked lah, it could have been us lorh. Oh my god.
People like that should just be castrated in the most painful way and left to die. After being fed his family jewels. Assholes.
