Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Write nine syllables in the first line, Eight in the second, and with rhyme, The third line you can write, Rhyming above as your guide, Eight here, rhyming is a damned plight.
Haha. Genni and I were having a very amusing convo some days back. Involving limericks. The little (or not so little) dear needed to write limericks for her seniors, and I was one of her practice victims. x) But I must admit, hers were funny. Mine are rather sad, as can be seen from the above attempt. Here they (mine) are:
I know a girl by the name of Gen Who throws softballs over the fence Pokes people for fun Runs when she's done And she makes utterly no sense
Gen is an ass who likes to taunt mold Threatening with the bat she holds See her with a pan Run away if you can If you're hit don't say you're not told
Catherine is a big bad pervert When you talk to her your head hurts She wants some fun You want to run And you must be on high alert (Okay, I like the forth and fifth line of this though)
And gengen's:
there was once a little girl called lichen who strutted about like a fern (excuse me? I do NOT strut.) She could never concentrate though her teacher got irate she could always ace her turn.
there was once a girl called lichen who went around looking like a dead kitten but once she's about you better watch out you may get a little frozen (I still think the last word should be 'beaten', but gen's referring to my knack of throwing ice cubes down people's back. XD)
lichen harbours certain ambitions to be the lord over some ferns when she cant get her way you'd better not stay she sometimes can get really stern. (Hey! I'm really nice okay!)
there was once a little girl called catherine She was always forever singing if you sat beside her you might just go bonkers and your head will start to ring
there was once a teenager called cat she looked very pro with a bat and when the ball came she looked very tame but sent the ball flying like a jet
there was once a teenager called cat with an ego the size of a planet when she narrows her eyes you better start to fly cos shes really good with a bat.
And my absolute fav. (written by gen, naturally):
Craps! When you see lichen coming Beware! She is ever so cunning If your back is to her She will light up and cheer And you'll wish you've done more thinking
Ah, the joy of limericks. Now I've got to call people. Damnit. call: brenda(ming see), kavya (wanfen and salad), liyana. (Ah the joys)
