Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
1) Internet connection is rare and (my) precious and hard to get and therefore should be treasured. My preciousssssss.
2) The weather is COLD. It is advisable to go out looking like a ball of wool. Baa baa black sheep and all that.
3) Even though the temperature is ridiculously low, you hardly get snow, and the river never freezes enough to skate on. What a waste.
4) Any fool with some sense of self-preservation who is not a depressed suicidal lemming would learn never to sit on the toilet bowl seat unless you're in a hotel or you really don't treasure your butt.
5) The roads are not kind to anyone. Those subjected to a uni-fingered wave should not get angry. Chances are there're gangsters about. (And no, yours truly did not do anything too stupid. She just watched someone else get cornered before she ran away.)
6) No matter what some idiots say, prices are always bargainable. Just argue.
7) If you happen to get knocked down by a vehicle and snuffed it, don't even think of sueing the drivers. They'll just laugh in your face, and not just because you're quite dead. (and believe me, death is quite a dampener on your ability to sue someone.) Chances are, you'll get sued for scratching their car. -_-"
8) Ignore the idiots on the street who go out in two layers of clothing. They're freaks of nature who probably came from the artic.
9) China actually has some cute guys. Huh. Who knew.
10) Hotels are a gift from heaven. Their toilets have doors. *cheer*
