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Lord Lich
Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.

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    Saturday, March 18, 2006


    OMG. Type 'scots on the rocks' on google the first result is the funniest parody of Macbeth I've seen in a long time. I mean, if someone actually wanted to use Macbeth in a comedic convention, they should just copy everything from here.

    Read this exerpt (which I happily stole, it's after lady Macbeth says 'unsex me here'):

    WITCHES
    (singing)
    We'll unsex you here!
    Do not show any doubt or fear!
    Just growl and sneer,
    Scratch your crotch,
    And swig a beer!
    And we'll unsex you here!

    And this (after she says about dashing the baby's brains):

    MACBETH
    You should bring forth men children only. Men
    children with really, really strong skulls.

    Then the screw your courage to the sticking place part, the witches enter again:

    WITCHES
    (singing)
    Screw your courage,
    That's what to do!
    Screw your courage,
    And you'll get through!
    Screw your courage,
    'Cause that's the thing!
    You've got to screw your courage
    To kill the King!

    Screw your courage!
    Screw your courage!

    Screw your courage,
    That's your plan!
    Screw your courage
    And be a man!
    Screw your courage
    To win the race!
    You've got to screw it to the sticking place!

    Screw your courage!
    Screw your courage!

    When Macbeth's talking to Banquo before murder of Duncan:

    MACBETH
    No, that was just a lucky guess. I haven't given
    a thought to their saying I'd be King. Not a
    thought. It never crossed my mind. Not once.
    Well, I think I'll be going to bed, where I won't
    think at all about being King.

    After the murder of Duncan:

    MACBETH
    I have done the deed. I thought I heard a voice
    telling me that I would sleep no more, that I had
    murdered sleep. I'm a bad Thane.

    LADY MACBETH
    No, you are a worthy Thane. You did something
    right for once! Wait a minute, why did you bring
    those bloody daggers with you? You were
    supposed to leave them with the grooms! Go
    back and do it now.

    MACBETH
    I can't go back there. There's blood everywhere.
    There's blood on the King's sheets, and his shirt,
    and that little skirt he wears...

    LADY MACBETH
    His kilt.

    MACBETH
    I know he's kilt! I'm the guy that kilt him!

    When Lennox and Ross are discussing the situations:

    LENNOX
    I say things have been strangely borne. First
    Duncan was killed, and now our new King blames
    Duncan's sons, for they fled. Next, Banquo was
    killed. I suppose our King will blame Banquo's
    son Fleance, for Fleance fled. Have you heard
    any news of Macduff. He was not at the feast
    where the King acted so strangely.

    In the third verse of the witches' chant:

    Add a splash of herbal tea,
    Dandruff from a chimpanzee,
    Next mix in some rancid fat,
    Furball from my kitty cat!
    Nostrils of an aged bear,
    King Lear's dirty underwear!
    Whatever this is, I forgot!
    Throw it all inside the pot!

    When the apparition of the eight kings enter:

    BANQUO'S GHOST
    These are all my descendants. Come, children,
    what have you got to say to the fat man?

    FIRST KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    SECOND KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    THIRD KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    FOURTH KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    FIFTH KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    SIXTH KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    SEVENTH KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    EIGHTH KING
    Macduff's going to kick your butt!

    Ross with the news of Macduff's children and wife's death:

    ROSS
    Well . . .

    MACDUFF
    That is good to hear.

    ROSS
    You didn't let me finish. I was going to say, "Well,
    they're dead."

    OMG. Go read it. I swear you'll laugh until you die.

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