Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
I did a good deed today. I'm sure that those present will, many many years down the road, remember this day fondly as the day the mole got her just deserts.
Yep. I splashed her. She screamed.
*smiles blissfully* I'll commit this to memory, I will. The day I splashed the mole with her own 'very good idea' Peetee. Oh revenge is SWEET.
But that doesn't cancel out the fact that I still don't like her. She had the gall to SAUNTER over to the track while we were sweating our arses off - I'm sure if you go look you'll see neat rows of buttprints there - in her maternity dress - though who would want to impregnate HER i dunno - and smiling away 5 minutes late, and STILL look sadistic.
Ugh. And at the end of it all, my neck was hurting like SHIT, and I felt like dying, and she just stood there (in the shade AGAIN), and said, 'are you okay? You look kind of tired.'
Er WOW. I mean, you make your pupils spend over hundred bucks on a peetee, sweat their heads off shaking some stupid thing, get so many pimples due to the close contact with whatever is produced, ALL FALL SICK THANKS TO THE PEETEE, and 'are you okay?' No shit sherlock, I'm fine. Grand. JUST FINE. I mean, aren't we all SOOO happy to do this USEFUL peetee that sooo teaches us the rates of reaction?
At any rate, I'm convinced all the ailments I'm facing now is due to the peetee. Let's see:
People are falling sick. I mean, 409's half sick. My nose is leaking like a tap. 406's half sick too. People from our class aren't feeling too well. HMMM.
My neck was okay UNTIL the stupid retest. Then it started throwing a tantrum. See. My body parts don't like chemee cars too.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE: MY PIMPLES. I had to walk around for one whole week looking like rudolph homo sapien-fied. IS THAT BAD OR IS THAT BAD. I mean, i understand if she wants us to have mole-like features on our face too, so she doesn't feel so bad, but hey. We gotta face the truth. If we have a mole, we do. If we don't, we don't. That's life.
But hey, someone up there must like me. A lot. Aa. I shall go relive that memory for the rest of the night. Oh sweet bliss.
