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Lord Lich
Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

LOLX. Two weeks of WEP over. One(or maybe two) more week (s) to go. I think WEP's hilarious. It's where me and/or toad act retarded. That's what happens when two retarded people stay together for a long time. We've even begun talking together. About the most retarded stuff. And not like, normal stuff where you can guess what's going to be said next. And not more retarded follow-up conversations like toad and mel chong's:

Mel: Do you think...
Toad: If you want to buy the bag, just buy it.
Mel: ... Actually, I was asking do you think I should buy the chicken tako balls. OMG. At first I thought you actually read my mind.
Lich: @.@

HAHA. Then one of the few incidents where me and toad were retarded together, cause normally it's just one of us being retarded then laughing at ourselves, like toad stepping off a taxi early or me falling off a chair.

*Toad and I at the junction opposite International Plaza waiting for green man*
Toad: So, what are we eating?
Lich: Starbucks? Get a frappe lah.
Toad: Oh wait, it's International Plaza.
Lich: Wow, you can read. *Points at sign*
Toad: *ignores me* So that means there's Macs!
(Of course, at that point neither of us knew that there was no such outlet.)
Lich: OMG YEAH!
Toad: Let's go!
*At this point both of us step forward.*

So, naturally, there was the red man shining upon us, and little angelic cars zooming past, while we just about put one foot over the kurb.

Laladela.

Of course, there was also the time where toad wanted to get green tea. Then for some reason we were crippled with laughter, and no one managed to take more than one step without bursting into laughter. For some reason. I think there was no reason at all. Toad's retardedness is just contagious.

Of course, we get to witness funny moments, such as our boss, who is quite amusing, in the 'I amuse myself' way. And then there was the woman at the sub courts.

*Woman walks past metal detector*
Metal Detector: Ring ring.
Security Guard: Are you carrying anything metallic?
Woman: Um...I think it's my bra.

It ended up being her belt buckle. How retarded.

So. Wep. It's quite fun actually, when we're actually doing stuff. But since we're even more new to law then newbies, we're technically, really secretaries. We write the letters, sort out affidavit verifying list of documents, and write and send orders of courts to the judge for approval, then give them to the court clerk to send to the defendant.

Then when we have nothing to do, we play bingo. -_-" Of course, recently we've gotten more on track, and we merely read books on defamation.

(Cause this is Singapore and knowing the law on this topic is of utmost importance. You-Know-Why and You-Know-Who, of course.)

And we compare notes. I swear the law books are just WRITTEN so no one can comprehend. Full of jargon. Once under a law [240.148], which is actually about Proceedings in Parliament, there is this whole paragraph, which is a sentence (4-5 lines long), which, without the jargon, means - no one is liable to the law for their actions if they don't break the law.

-_-" Er woooow.

Then of course, there was the falling off the chair incident, which was actually I was trying to imitate someone, then accidentally fell off the chair. O.o I really didn't know how it happened. I was sitting properly, then suddenly one end of my butt started sliding, so I tried to shift myself so I could, say, regain my balance, and ended up falling BACKWARDS instead and landing on my butt. And almost flashing toad, cause I was wearing a skirt. Yes, gasp. Me wearing a skirt. I don't like it either. You can't walk OR sit decently in one. And then she sat on her chair and I sat on the floor in the position I landed and we laughed non-stop.

Then the taxi incident. Me and toad were taking the taxi with boss so we could go to court, then the taxi paused for a while cause it was behind another car which had stopped, and toad thought we could get out and opened the door and stuck one foot out. -______-" Of course, both boss and me and the taxi driver thought her retarded.

Of course, there was that of me being a pig, and toad's melted plastic mottle, and all, but that's not really the point.

Then LSL. It was on tuesday, and I'm really glad it's over. Not really for the normal fridays, cause that's okay, but the camp itself. It was...quite a success. But it was NOT fun. The children were ANNOYING. I felt like SLAPPING them. Monkey yelled at them like shit. Everyone felt like slapping them. That was those idiots for you. Children who DON'T listen.

Then volunteers backed out at the last minute. Mass-backing out. Like, Caviar, who was sick and REALLY not staying back to do her physics PT. -___-"

Of course, there were funny parts. Such as mel being called *sniggers* melmel jiejie.

Yeah. But amongst all the volunteers, we had a fun time. Thanks all you volunteers, chrissie and monkey and toad and brenda and all of you, and THANK YOU mel and fei and ching for helping to do this camp, and making up for me when I'm being lousy and slack. I LOVE you guys. Muaks. Kisses. You guys rock my socks. As in, you rock so much I'm carsick.

Okay, I finally made a long post. Shall go off now. Ta!

P.S. Mary's school doesn't let her access my blog cause of FORBIDDEN CONTENT. HA!

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