Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
asdfhaluierhaehsdfhask GAH. I was reading through past blogger entries, and I just realized that I sound extremely incoherent when I blog. Which isn't really much different from when I speak, but what the hell. I AM BORED.
Oh the other hand, Project Eat As Much As Possible is going on as well as possible. Aha aha. Project Buy Terry Pratchett Books is NOT going well, AND I WANT HOGFATHER DAMNIT. What the HELL is wrong with China bookstores. I mean, selling How To Jiang Yin Wen is NOT an english book, no matter how much some people like to insist so. .___. Diaos face.
ANYWAY MEL. I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU ALREADY. Looks extremely evil. Ahahaha. Don't worry. It's not leather handcuffs. I prefer fur anyway. But still. I wonder how I'm going to package it.
OMGOMG JOHNNY DEPP AS CROWLEY? WHICH GENIUS FROM HEAVEN DECIDED THAT? (Erm, Heaven, right? I mean, heaven DOES have the best choreographers, so says Gaiman and Pratchett and lord knows where they got THAT from.)
On another note, because I'm pointy like that (hahaha so punny), I AM BORED. Okay fine I forgot what I wanted to say. Shrugs. China people are extremely good at multitasking, methinks. I mean, the roads are so full of shit and shit drivers and shit cyclers, that you have to work realllll hard to keep an eye on the floor and the road at the same time, or risk becoming either a very dead person or a very literal shitheel. (And I almost typed shitheel as shithell. Too much Good Omens, i say.)
OH, and i fed pigeons yesterday. They are so damned cute and white and with nice silky fur. I mean, just squat/sit there and hold the pigeon feed (read: corn) evilly out of reach, and they come and hop/fly onto YOU to eat what you have in your hands. Of course, you'll also have to watch out for birdshit. Ahaha. I wanna go feed the little buggers again. Whinnnnnes.
