Because Physics is boring:

You make me wanna start a family,
Inspire me to write a poem,
You must be the effect of globalization,
Cause when I see you, I've come home.

You're the article to my jianbao,
When I see you I feel nervous,
Cause I wanna yanjiang about you,
And together we're the butterfly lovers.

We need to self-explore,
And learn more about reproduction,
Explore usage of protection,
And practice the natural rhythm.

Your body's a beautiful temple,
And at the south you'll find me,
Can you feel the charge between us,
Cause baby you exude electricity.

I'm quite easy, you're rather hard,
Learn the magic of sixty-nine,
I'm the exponential to your differentiation,
And together we can multiply.

I can write an essay about your body,
After all the analysing I've done about it,
So be fruitful, and multiply,
And as for love, we can make it.

I can't bear being apart from you,
When you're near I have a reaction,
Can't you just feel the bliss,
When together we reach equilibrium?

XD Cause school has chemistry. <3

Yes I know I'm pervy. Liqi only told me that about twenty times.