Haha. WE ARE RETARDS. *waves banner around*

Let's start with yesterday. Went for lunch with wormy, spotted chrissie and brendy and cat and gen, so ended up going with them. Went to take neoprints. Halfway through inserting the coins, the machine broke down.

Cat: *presses the return coins button* Why isn't it moving?
Chrissie: *reads from the sign on machine* Do not bang on the machine.
Cat: *bangs on the machine*
Chrissie: HEY! Do NOT bang on the machine!
Cat: *bangs on the machine, HARD*
*coins start falling out.*
Everyone: Yayy.

Then, when we are decorating the photos:
Brenda: *draws mug around chrissie's face*
Lichen: Plants a duck on brenda's face.*
*here, everyone learns that we can edit the same photo in two windows.*
Brenda: *erases duck. Draws an L next to lichen*
Lichen: *erases L*
Brenda: *draws L*

And on and on and on. Funneh.

Then today was extremely retarded. I cannot even begin to explain. Mainly chrissie and brenda and cat. You know, when they're together, all the retarded stuff come out. Then the teachers.

Oh, the teachers.

Nolite te professors carborundorum.

After all, guys are macho assholes who name cats TIGER because they must be cunning and strong, and girls go 'the white, furry fur'. Obviously cause girls are more intelligent and don't have beastiality inclinations and psychotic tendencies to project themselves into cats.

But then, guys are guys. What can we say. They have two heads and one of them don't work half of the time. Obviously I'm not talking about the one above the shoulders. But people like the commander don't even have their other head working. *smirks* That's MCPs for ya.

Me and changchang had a talk about dangly stuff the other day. Needless to say, nearby people were quite...traumatized.

Then bio. OMG. Bio was...

All you'll have to do for SPA is...something.

Wow.

I am shocked speechless.

We are the hollow (wo)men,

We are the stuffed (wo)men.

Read T.S. Eliot's The Hollow Men today. Such a pretty, pretty poem. *coos over poem*

Anyway, another thing he said:

E. coli is nice,
E. coli is fun,
E. coli is for everyone.

... Right on the spot. WIth 407 singing 'together' as background beat.

Joy to the world.