... I think I cannot do without a maid. All my lunches will end up being maggi mee and whatever bread is left over from morning. Which is good cause today there's chocolate donuts. But my hair's all gonna fall out. Listening to the CD now. OMG. Cheryl Wong Yiwen I demand you serenade me at class. (Okay she dosen't even read this.) Then leening's song is the cheeriest and prettiest. Haha.

Shall do bio. I hate bio. Really. OMG. Ken complained about me to kelly. Please larh. not my fault i no time to do his work right. I mean, i don't even do mole's. Except for organic chem. Cause i happen to like organic chem. Haha. The naming's a headache, please. but so funnnn.

Haha, i can hear leening's voice now. <3

Okay, that song finished. Shall skip to track five now. (basically i'm just listening to track 3 and 5. ...)

Okay. BIO. OMG. I feel like strangling ach ia. Anyway, here's a list of stuff you learn from RGS:

1) Never live near toad unless you want to know the colour of her boxers and bra.

2) Never think that PTs cannot get worse if you haven't done chem PT.

3) Never think that your english teacher cannot get worse after four years. You can always get a siao one or joball.

4) When andrewch ia says a test is easy, never believe him.

5) When andrewch ia says a test is difficult, pack your bag and move to another country. Commiting suicide is another option. When all else fails, prepare to say goodbye to your GPA.

6) When receiving bio marks, never sit next to gen.

7) Be wary of people with moles. Be they your principle (spelling error on purpose, morons) or chemtea cher.

8) Don't flirt with cat/lickie in front of the other. No matter how tempting it is. Of course, behind the other's back is allowed. Cause who can resist our local gaypeh/moroniCat?

9) Don't share a tutor with monkey gay peh until she promises not to do the homework. You may still not look good, but at least you don't look too bad and lazy beside her.

10) Always listen when cat sings. The next time you hear a voice as good as that may be in heaven.