AHAHAHAHA. I WENT TO AMERICA TODAY. ENVY ME. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

On another note, where the heck do Americans learn to be so annoying? We were at the customs, where there was OBVIOUSLY a bloody toilet (unless the washroom sign was really signalling the laundry room, but then again I didn't know the laundry had to be split into MALE and FEMALE), and my sister, being herself, had to go to the toilet. We asked the customs officer THREE TIMES. For the first two times, he refused, being the extremely reasonable and kind and considerate person he is.

'The White House is public, but can you use the president's toilet?'

*%$#&^& GRAH. HE IS SO LIKE THE PRESIDENT I TELL YOU THEY SHOULD ALL GO AND JUMP DOWN THE SPACE NEEDLE IN SEATTLE SINCE IT'S SO HIGH. Pissed look.

Then, on the third time, he finally agreed. Extremely graciously. 'Is there anything else I can do for you? Do you want a beer?'

&%%^#^^%*^#E#$

Grah. I could have slapped him. Except I'll then get jailed for terrorist tendencies. -____-"

Super reminds me of, in Dip in Practice language, Sporia and Malsia. Who's who I wonder. It's soooo hard to decide. (But then the two have bastardization in equally humongous parts. Aha aha.) I MEAN, who uses their higher financial status to terrorize the other country? Hmmm? HMMM?

Aha aha. A joke. Declared Without Prejudice. I do NOT want to be jailed by the men in white.

At any rate, I went to Seattle, where I took pictures of the scenery (of rain and buildings that strangely remind me of China) and wanted to buy stuff, since it was boxing day and all, but we didn't have american dollars, curse that bloody country, so I didn't.

Oh. Speaking of the two countries, their electrical wires are... extremely intelligent. I mean, they're googleplex of meters above the ground, held up only by poles which are tied to each other, which means that when one falls, the others do to. And the chances of that happening are, oh say, only every once the wind blows. -___-

Anyway, the pizzas in America are soooo small. I mean, they're, in measurements on the menu, 2 feet long and 10" wide? For four people? Which four people are they expecting? Jojo Joball Fatjo and ballball?

Anyway I gotta go. AND I MET MARY. MUAHAHAHA. Called mel and trib people from the house phone. Was extremely interesting. Wanted to call lickie, but the annoying monkey wasn't at home. -glares-

...

-glares at monkey somemore-

Okay going off now. Ta!