Ahahaha Melmel wait until you see what I've gotten you. You'll totally give me the -____- face and call me lame. Looks extremely cheerful. I went all over town for it okay. But I totally have to give you the moment I get back, or it'll be entirely too late by your birthday. x) Consider it an early birthday present. Sniggers.

And I got other presents too! I feel like telling now, but it'll entirely be giving away the surprise. So let's switch topic to something not-so-related. Like how shanghai shopkeepers like to cheat their customers. Or at least the stupid ones.

Me and mummy went to this shop that sold ______, and the price, on the price tag, was 68 rmb per piece. Then we asked the shopkeeper the price in Shanghainese, and he was like, points to price tag. 'Look there. *wherein my mom and I raise eyebrows.* if you wanna buy, I'll sell it for 25 rmb each.'

Then my mom was, like, I'm buying three. How much will you charge.

Shopkeeper: erm 3 makes 75. I'll give you discount. 70.

Mom: 60.

Shopkeeper: Okay.

AHAHAHA. And then there was this stupid ang moh group. Cause this guy was smoking, then I walked past, and since smoke STINKS, I gave a bu shuang face. Then this girl opposite him went, 'Oh, the chinese brat beside you has something against your fag.' (Eh which country calls cigarettes fags ah?)

SO ANNOYING. THINK I CANNOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH IZZIT. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE OKAY. I was so pissed. So I waited until I was beside the girl, then I went, 'The chinese brat beside YOU understands what you're saying.' GRINS. I tell you her expression was priceless. It was, like, SHOCK. AHAHAHA. Smirks.

Ahaha shall go bathe now. BB.