OMG TODAY WAS SO SUPER EMBARASSING OMGOMGOMG DAMN IT ALL.

Okay let's start from the beginning. I went to this faraway relative's house (My father's mother's mother's daughter-in-law's house.) Where we ate a lot. (DUH.) And then my father's mother's mother's daughter-in-law gave me this PAPER bag with chicken in it. And sauce. Don't forget the sauce.

Then we went to extend our visa, cause mine expires on the 13th which is tomorrow but I'm obviously not going to canada tomorrow, so yes there's this little problem. ANYWAY, after we were done, we took a cab home.

We reached home safely, which was really quite unthinkable at the rate the driver drove, and I got out of the car.

And I found a 20 cm diameter reddish-brown stain on the WHITE car seat. And it really didn't help that I was having my period that day. The driver looked at it and gave me a WTF expression, and I was frozen in horror. Petrified.

Only when I looked down did I realize that my WHITE winter jacket was stained in FRONT, not at the back. So it obviously could not be what i thought it was. It turned out that the soya sauce that came with the chicken leaked out. Wtf.

WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME. OMG THE DRIVER PROBABLY IS GOING WTH RIGHT NOW LAH. OMG SO EMBARASSING. I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS.

And omg my jeans feel tight after 5 days of not wearing them. Damnit. Am getting fatter.