Memorified Moments

Monday, January 30, 2006

PEH LIQI YOU ARE SO SCREWED AND I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE MOST PAINFUL AND SLOW AND PAINFUL AND TORTUROUS AND PAINFUL AND DID I MENTION PAINFUL WAY IMAGINABLE???????

Darlings, it seems as though 'hot choo' and 'sexy liw ei' have taken a liking to spamming my blog. I never knew liqi had schizophrenia. -_-"

This is, frankly, quite traumatizing. Imagine poor lil' me, innocently checking my tagboard, and seeing the name liw ei there.

Poor me. <3

P.S. I'm going to have so much fun. *cackles gleefully*

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

AND...

My com's back. OMG. I've never seen anything so sexy in my whole life. This voluptous, gorgeous, sensually smooth CPU and its modem. I'm in love...

Okay, and that's that. Cut my hair today. It's not that obvious, really, but I layered it. Was ex lorh. O.o Double the usual price. -___-" CNY and all that.

Oooo. Yesterday was CNY celebrations. Lolx. They even had xiang sheng. (It was damned lame, btw. WO MEN SHI XING JIA PO GONG MING...) Then then I borrowed sanki's jeans cause mine made my butt look FAT, and it was, so, like, BIG. (Cause that was sanki's jeans before she lost - A LOT OF - weight.) Then Sanki didn't bring a belt (cause she idiotically listened to me) and neither did I (cause I idiotically sprouted crap and managed to very intelligently believe myself) so I went about the celebrations holding the jeans for they were literally falling off my butt. As in, REALLY falling off my butt. SO. Idiots like Sharmini were thinking of the space between my jeans and my butt as a netball ring, and were tossing candy wrappers at it.

"Ten points if it gets in!"

-____________________-"

Then I tried to hit sharm, and angel was holding out sharm's hand for me to hit, so I naturally ended up (accidentally) hitting angel instead. She was Not Amused.

Then I realized that sharm has been, like, copying my earring style for, like, forever.

Me: See my new earrings! (shows off)
Sharm: Hey, you're wearing non-matching earrings! Like me!
Me: Hey, you've been copying me!
Sharm: wth!!! I've been wearing these for, like, forever!
Me: WHAT? You've been copying me for forever! And you still dare say it!
Angel: *sniggers*

Methinks that's what happens when 408 and 409 sit near each other. TROUBLE. Lots of it.

Thenthenthen me and fei and brenbren went to Taka. We were waiting for the bus (cause I was too fat to squeeze onto the two buses before us) and then we saw gengenlove and susantawholikestakingphotos and *cough*extremelydecentalexis and sexylingxi and meinuvanessa and cutetammie. And then My wife appeared, but I was avoiding her for one: I was flirting with aforementioned people, and b: she was with a CERTAIN person.

Ergo.

Thenthenthen we got onto the bus (finally) and went to taka where we ate at macs. YAYY. Then brenda was commenting on my eating style cause she was jealous that I thought of the wonderful idea of eating fries with ice cream. hvmph. Fei2, I must add, was entertaining herself with watch us cause I'm such a fun-loving person with a good sense of humor.

Oh yeah, then we went shopping. (Actually, we went to kino first cause I wanted to check out manga and brenda was dead set on copying me, I mean, I know imitation is the highest form of flattery and all that, but brendearestlove, I already know you worship me, and fei2 wanted to get pens and poster paint, then afterwords we went to check out Something Which Cannot Be Mentioned Until After A Certain Day In Febrary (Or Until We Give That Something Away, Whichever Is Later). Then then then we went to get Ice Cream, mainly gelato. Yumm. Then I was stealing ice-cream from fei and bren. <3 Then we went back to Far East, checking out belts along the way, cause, as I mentioned, a certain pair of jeans was falling off my butt. Brenbren was rolling her eyes along the way, so I told her that even though I knew she wanted to see my butt, all she had to do was arrange a night I'm free, cause if the jeans fall off halfway, I'll be pissed and upset and will slap her when she tries to grope me. She rolled her eyes again. Seriously, what did I say?) And then, yes, we looked at belts, but they were ex, so I bought a cute badge (that looked like it was from hellsing) and pinned it up. Looked quite okay, really.

Then since we were all in a better mood, we went to He and She (which Brenda thought was T&G or D&C -_________-") And we bought nice bracelets/rings (actually, the ring was attached to the bracelet) And then we went to take neoprints and then we went to buy earrings and then I forgot.

Tweehee. I'm so smart.

On Wednesday toad and I and tofu went out and then they bought socks and I bought earrings.

Yeah, I like earrings.

So anyway, now you know where the Weird Sisters (copyright shakespeare) came from on sat. ^^

Did I mention my com's working again?

Yeah. So now I have to configure the rest of the shit, so byebye. Don't cry okay, I know you miss me. I missed me too. I'll try to miss you!

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Looking at my chem worksheet, I feel extremely...inspired to blog. (Okay, so I don't want to do my homework, but neither do I want to do my mom's, so I'm stalling for time. -_-"

A.C is a damned good bio teacher man. This is the first time since last year Jan that I walked out of bio class thinking 'I can understand this'. I feel so smart, booyah.

Actually, we have a decent amount of good teachers this year. I mean, there's lit (Mary, this wonderful person teaching us is a fan of dramas and musicals and a fan of enjolras. She watched Les Miz on stage on the FIRST ROW and cried when enjolras died. <3)

I never comment on maths teachers, but as far as it goes, me eklin lives up to her name.

See, this is a decent sum. Grins happily. (Though we have exchanged a flasher for a pervert.)

Hmmm. What else happened this week (I'm quite desperate not to start on homework, you realize). On yeah. Class deco. (And here I can safely tell you I know exactly WHO i'm pasting on my table. And I've done it already. (OMGOMG now i can spend my time staring at that hot magician) Hiso is soooooooo hot. At any rate, after we celebrated Leenings' early and tammie's on time birthday in the COLD hall, we were talking about class deco. Then Liqi was asking for volunteers. 3 people raised their hands initially, including melmel. Then ben dan looked at me and said 'lichen' in THAT tone of voice so I was, like, 'eep' and raised my hand as well. Then they LAUGHED at me! They had the gall to LAUGH at me! I mean, I am LORD LICH!

Note: The half-toad prince's and rebels' plan to overthrow me will not work. I was like, 'Lord Toad? That just sounds wrong.'

I now have pictures of the apple incident. Funniness.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Thankies to all the lovelies who gave me prezzies! I love Cat (the one in the basket), Shirt, Pen and all the others which came earlier/later!

At any rate, school started out relatively well. Toad's uncle sent us to school. er...met teachers. (which was a maluating incident comprising me saying 'har. Thiock again.' when he was right behind me)

Form a.k.a. maths teacher: She's nice. Full stop. And really, really, realllllllllllly boring. And I mean it when I say I've stoned through all her lessons.

Physics a.k.a CLE teacher: You know him. The ballroom dancer and his quotes and games. Spoon boy, I ask you.

Siao a.k.a replacement english teacher: ... She's an ex-rgs pupil. I don't believe it. Somehow I have the impression of being a kindergarden kid whenever she opens her mouth. 'Boys are lazy and untidy. Of course, girls aren't like that.' 'Next lesson, we'll tell all our secrets. However, since he's here now, let's pretend to be doing serious stuff kay? Let's play a game of pretend kay?' ...-_____________-()

Silent a.k.a english teacher: A really quiet guy. Literally.

-_- a.k.a bio teacher: well. What else can I say about a guy who goes 'flowers are the sexual organs of plants. I don't understand why girls keep sticking them in their hair.'

... a.k.a chinese teacher: I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE CHINESE REP. F LAH.

JK a.k.a chem teacher: Well, she says she'll be stricter this year. Hopefully I can win her over with my charm. ><

Iforgotwho a.k.a lit teacher: Well, she seems like a good teacher. (I was stoning)

And the other incidents. Hmmm. After I got Cat-in-the-basket, I went 'I love Cat!' halfway in class. Cat-kitty-bulliable-cat turned around, looking absolutely shocked. That, naturally, is understandable. I mean, since when did I have that bad taste? After I clarified that I loved the cat that was as cute as me, she turned around. Obviously she was quite relieved. (Lichen has maintained her standards.)

Seating arrangement: front of class. -_- And a fair distance from lotsa ppl. damnit. How can I slack in class if this goes on?

Apples: RG was giving out apples today. -_____________-" Toad and I actually picked out two to eat after school (seeing that I was starving cause I missed recess for interviews and that toad refused to detour to the canteen). They were sweet. O.o Then after that...well. Toad didn't finish hers (I did), and we both wrapped our apples/cores in tissue. Then we got into an arguement about something or other and that was when I said 'my apple's curvier than yours.' we spent almost half the bus trip arguing about which part of the core is assigned to which anatomy, and about Toad's apple (which turned out to be a head - mine was a body). The other half was spent critiqing toad's apple's head (why is it yellow-white?). Hers' turned out to be mummified and maggot-infested. Mine turned out to be its shrunken body. (see toad's phone for photo.

And other stuff. I'm bored now.

BB

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