Lord Lich Yours Truly is known as Lord Lich. You are allowed to call her 'my lord' or 'my evilness'. She is often found in Volcano numbers 1 and 2, torturing victims, or in number 4, planning more world conquests. Otherwise, she may be found in number 3, sleeping.
Wishlist
The Thursday Next Series - Jasper Fford
Jingo - Pratchett
Hogfather - Pratchett
Going Postal - Pratchett
Tale of Two Cities
Night Watch - Pratchett
Thief of Time - Pratchett
Monstrous Regiment - Pratchett
Stardust - Neil Gaiman GOOD OMENS - Pratchett and Gaiman
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Male: Say something. Anything. Female: Test one, two, three- Male: Anything but THAT. - Tango Maureen, Rent
Haha. Shall send everyone the song if they ask. Such a cute little pretty song. Chrissie and lickie and cat, you have to hear it. Then you three can sing that song. And one of you can be Maureen. XD And dance the tango together. (But I strongly oppose the idea. It's designed for a male and a female for a reason, you know. I don't think girls will appreciate two pairs of boobs as well as guys.)
Female: Did she moon over other boys? Male: More than moon. Female: I'm getting nauseous.
Aaaaa karate sucks. Majorly. I wish someone my age will come join me in my band. They're all picking on me because I'm the oldest (by a mile). Like, these pair of annoying brothers who are all black belts, then the younger one is, like, Follow her *points to yours truly* she's the best.
Which would have been a compliment. Except for the fact that:
All around me are annoying primary school kids who are tripping over their feet. And not knowing the steps. And kicking others in the butt because they dunno how to kick. (And i escaped this because I'm taller. I get it in the knee.)
Then i was, like, erm, I'm the OLDEST? Then the annoying younger brother went, precisely. )*(&^$%#^%&^* IF HE WASN'T BETTER THAN ME I WOULD KICK HIM. As it is I can't even punch properly. Which was the case with his brother.
Okay fine. I can't punch. Nvm. But my kicking's even worse.
Both: when you're dancing her dance, you don't stand a chance, her grip of romance makes you FALL, Male: So you think might as well, Female: Dance a tango to hell, Both: At least I'll have tangoed at all.
At any rate, who invented the Karate? Must have been the nazis. Only someone that sadistic would dare unleash something as horrendous as that on the world. Haha. Melmel should come join me. Then at least when I'm xianed I can poke her. And it makes our runs more fun. Cause since I'm a JUNIOR (grits teeth and sulks), I have to run at a snail pace, and after two sessions I've stopped running and started walking. Fast pace, but yeah. -____-" At least if melmel's there I can chase her around (or vice versa, but a girl can dream yeah).
On another note, it's a bad idea to pull someone forward until you're nose to nose. Tried doing that to my mom. Ended up seeing one giant, blurry black eye. -_______-"
Male: It's hard to do it backwards. The TANGO, you morons. Get your heads out of the gutter. Female: You should try it in HEELS.
